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carlos

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Friday afternoon jokes
« on: July 29, 2017, 06:45:59 AM »

 "Did you know about a band named "1023"? they never get any gigs. But when they changed their name to "The Terabytes" they sudenly have thousands of them" .....

Have a nice weekend  :t  :t  :t

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2017, 07:04:08 PM »
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2017, 03:52:32 PM »
It's crazy!


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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2017, 12:30:58 PM »
Humorist with tough audience

 8): So, what's the favorite kind of art of cows?

 :icon_eek:: ?

 8): Muuuuuuuuuuuuusic!!!!

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 8): And what's the favorite food of dragons?

 :icon_eek:: ?

 8): Chilis! That's why they spit fire!

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 8): :greensml:


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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2017, 07:00:43 PM »
In a mental hospital, a mad with a paper cone on his head and one hand on his chest, approaches another mad man and says:
Mad 1: I am the king because God has told me
Mad 2: you lie, coz I told you nothing
En un lugar de la Mancha de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2017, 09:54:24 PM »

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2017, 12:14:27 AM »
Cat vs croc: the normal end of such encounters is that the croc makes a very, very sharp, fast and surprising move :badgrin:

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2017, 03:37:03 AM »
Funny enough I have seen a Youtube video from South America where a big cat stalked a crocodile on a sandbank, ambushed it, killed it and dragged it off among other things through water. The croc would have been between 2 and 3 metres. The salt water crocs on the western side of the Pacific are much bigger and they can swim a long way in the sea but I have seen a battle on video between a big shark, either a bull shark or a white pointer, and a salt water croc where the shark eventually won but there was some serious biffo on the way.
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2017, 02:21:58 PM »
It's monday nigth, instead of friday afternoon, but there is the geekest joke so far

When Einstein came to America, it whas hard for him to met ends, so in order to raise his income, got a job as a police in Priceton, one early nigth while he was on duty, on the outsquirts of the city, he saw a car going over 100 mph, he turned on the siren and the ligths, and the car pulled on the curb, on aproaching the car, Einstein saw that the driver was his friend Heisenberg.

"Werner, Werner, Werner, did you know how fast you where driving?" said Einstein
"As a mater of fact I do" said Heisenberg, "What I don't know is where I am" 

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2017, 08:51:59 PM »
Ouch!