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felipe

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2017, 02:33:38 AM »
This from a student explaining private and public key pairs - as used in PKI, symmetrical and asymmetrical cryptography. :eusa_dance:

"A private key is a key used in the private sector because it is more expensive, and a public key is used by general public because it is free."

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2017, 08:29:35 PM »
your computer doesnt work properly, suddenly a messagebox appear "error 30"
you cant find any information anywhere what that means, so you call support
-"it means the error is 30cm in front of screen"

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2017, 10:50:33 PM »
there are 3 kinds of people, those who can Count and...

there are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.

I will never use that phrase.  :biggrin:

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2017, 12:34:08 AM »
I have a theory on counting,

Eanie,
Meanie,
Minie,
Moe (without larry and curly.)
Catch your target by the toe.
Unless she squeals don't let here go.
Yo ho ho ho.  :eusa_naughty:
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2017, 12:52:31 AM »
Fucks sake Timmy



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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2017, 01:52:09 AM »
Ah, Timmy again...!

felipe

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #36 on: September 21, 2017, 01:54:36 AM »
 :greensml: hilarious
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #37 on: Today at 02:31:44 AM »
here we had lots of jokes on norwegians are stupid and they had swedes are stupid jokes too
when 80s tvshow with Hulk Went: the hulk flopped in norway,because every nowegians saw a green man so they walked away

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #38 on: Today at 03:03:52 AM »