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Translated Russian Humour
« on: June 01, 2022, 06:31:47 PM »
Zelensky is a Kremlin agent.
So in just two months:

1. Actively spread the West for loot.

2. Strengthened the ruble.

3. In addition to the Crimea, he gave Donbass to Russia.

4.. Turned off the gas at the whole of Europe, sending it to the Middle Ages.

5. Ruined the pockets of drivers, farmers, entrepreneurs and manufacturers in the EU and the US.

6. Since the beginning of the special operation, almost all major competitors from Russia have left, making room for Russian entrepreneurs.

7. He begs for so many weapons that even Scholz said that the Bundeswehr is running out of weapons "for himself."

8. Collected all the bottom of the Ukrainian Nazi subculture - tattooed, outcasts, idiots, maniacs, murderers from Europe and other countries in one place, where the Russians wet them in packs and promptly deliver them to Bandera.

9. United the Russian people around their leader! Russia has never known such powerful support for the actions of the President and his cabinet during all the terms of his reign.

10. Sent into exile the entire cock elite of the Russian stage and cinema, with pockets full of "wishes" from the grateful Russian people.

Never before has Russia been as good as under Zelensky.
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Re: Translated Russian Humour
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2022, 07:34:12 PM »
Thank you hutch--, you lifted my mood for the whole day!


Appoint Vladimir A. Zelensky authorized representative of the President of Russia in the Ukraine federal district



Decree of the President of the Russian Federation of April 21, 2019 No. 538
"On the appointment of the heads of the administration of Ukraine and the promotion of state security officers"
Guided by Articles 83 and 128 of the Federal Law "On Foreign Intelligence", I decide:
Assign Major Zelensky Vladimir Alexandrovich an extraordinary military rank of colonel.
To appoint Colonel V. A. Zelensky to the post of President of Ukraine.
Major General Kolomoisky Igor Valeryevich for the successful conduct of Operation Circus to return Privatbank.
« Last Edit: June 02, 2022, 08:19:20 AM by Mikl__ »

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Re: Translated Russian Humour
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2022, 05:30:13 AM »
This one is for Mikl: Cat vs bear

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Re: Translated Russian Humour
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2022, 08:05:15 AM »
Ciao, jj2007!
Judging by the size, it is a teenage bear. Young bears are curious, but prefer to run away if they see something incomprehensible or threatening to them. But this period in the life of a bear passes very quickly. Adult bears have very fast reactions and incredible strength.