I just have to suffer 4 x Xeon CPUs, 2 x 12 cores and 2 x 14 cores that both peak at 3.6 gig. My trusty old i7 clocked at 4 gig is no slouch and its a great dev box so no hurry here.
Y'know, maybe I'm naive or something, but I just don't get it: why the obsession with processor speed here? What are you doing there in Oz: global weather simulations, perhaps, or maybe a Cray emulation, trying to break blockchain codes, something else equally processor-intensive? I mean, unless you're doing computations like that regularly, what difference does it really make how fast your computah is?
If the answer is "because I think fast computers are cool" then I guess I can accept that. Otherwise, I really don't see the point.
Most of us have computers that are so woefully overkill for what we actually use them for that it's not even funny. (I guess I forgot about games, but since you didn't mention that I'm not sure that's one of your uses. And then of course there's the overclocker crowd. Is overclocking still a thing, btw?)
I've always said that the lowly '386 is one of the most underrated and under-used machines that mankind has ever produced. Just think of the piles of 'em, sitting on shelves or in bins.