Now we need a line by line scrolling text of the song, accompanied by a synced MP3 of it playing in the background sung by a group of drunkards.
Beyond my coding capabilities, btw. 
I thought that was made Saturday evening while party record singing, and change text from "press any key" to "don't sing off key" 

I hope this challenge is open to think outside the box,99 bottles with a twist, not create program with exact same output?
here is my way,english isnt my native language
Hello @daydreamer
I love the way do it. But you have missed things?
1. New lines. After two line there should be a newline
2. You should decrement bottle number in the second line, look:
three bottles of beer on the wall. three bottles of beer.
take one down and pass it around. three bottles of beer on the wall
Look at your second line, you took one and pass it around[the bottle], and you have still three bottles. It should be two bottles.