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« on: July 06, 2012, 05:21:57 PM »
Hens peck at police in Humpty Doo dignity test

Northern Territory police officers have had a narrow escape from being hen-pecked in a serious case of mistaken identity.

The officers were called to respond to a disturbance at the Humpty Doo Tavern in Darwin's rural area late last night.

When they arrived all was quiet.

But when they checked the nearby Humpty Doo Hotel, they were met by a group of women celebrating a hens' night.

The women mistook the officers for strippers.

Northern watch commander Louise Jorgenson says the police were given a warm welcome by the group of women, some of whom had travelled from Airlie Beach in Queensland for the party.

"The girls were in fine form," she said.
"They were most excited about the police presence."
"There were various shouts about how the strippers had arrived."

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Re: Down under
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 06:31:31 PM »
 :biggrin:

Whoever said pigs were useless ?
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Re: Down under
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2012, 01:46:27 AM »
good grief - don't let Zara hear about this !!!   :shock:

i would love to tell you guys a little story about her - lol
but, i am sure that if i did, i'd never have fun again

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Re: Down under
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2012, 03:11:02 AM »
Quote from: DAVE !!!
...I would love to tell you guys a little story about her - lol,...

DAVE !!! If you do this,...I will surely have nightmares,...requiring years of agonizong therapy,...
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Re: Down under
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 03:58:49 AM »
i could get her a few glasses of wine, then ask permission - lol

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Re: Down under
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2012, 09:51:02 PM »
Har Har Har.... you're about to loose BIG points, and you'll be repenting for at least a year  :biggrin:

Not to mention grovelling and begging... for the fun stuff  ;)
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Re: Down under
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2012, 12:17:04 AM »
nah - i know i would be in the doghouse   :redface:

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Re: Down under
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2012, 12:50:36 AM »
One solution for this doghouse stuff might be to build your dog a really nice house.
Well Microsoft, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten us into.

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Re: Down under
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2012, 02:52:53 AM »
that's an idea
wet bar, pool table, bigscreen TV, dancing girls

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Re: Down under
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2012, 03:33:44 AM »
Can  I have an invite... pleeeeeeze !!!  :bgrin:
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Re: Down under
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 05:28:06 AM »
it might be hard to get fridge-to-hand beer delivery out there

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Re: Down under
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 06:42:51 AM »
Ah!! the Teleport Beer.. even aliens can taste the life.. ;)

I wonder if they'll have breathalysers for flying saucers.. if they can catch them that is..  :badgrin:
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Re: Down under
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 09:17:04 AM »
 :biggrin:

Now think of all the advantages of living with Phydeaux (the dog), no-one to nag you for being a slob, you share the same fleas, develop a tolerance for dog bones on the floor or better still, the smell of PAL dog food or similar and you can watch any TV program you like as long as you install one in the doghouse. Now the dog will serve as an electric blanket in the cold weather so you save on heating bills which will then allow you to run a fridge to keep all of your beer in and you can be sure that the dog will not be interested in raiding the fridge unless you teach it how to open beer cans or bottles.

Then you can have your mates around at any hour while playing cards and watching the football and the dog will not care if you all get pissed and unruly, the only thing is you may have to train it not to piss on the doorpost to mark out its territory.  :P
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Re: Down under
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2012, 09:27:49 AM »
 :lol:

i can hang this next to that velvety painting of the nakie lady...



they have those paintings in Mexico when we go across the border for a little shopping
of course, Z has to drag me away from the nakie ladies - lol

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Re: Down under
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2012, 12:05:42 PM »
I have a few questions about "Down under"

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