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K_F

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Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« on: June 26, 2016, 05:31:44 PM »
Amusing email doing the rounds.. :biggrin:
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America can, if things go well, collect a few bonuses if Trump wins.

The TRUMPster's Presidential qualifications...

Mr. Obama is against Trump... Check
The Media are against Trump... Check
The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check
The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check
The Pope is against Trump... Check
The UN is against Trump... Check
The EU is against Trump... Check
China is against Trump... Check
Mexico is against Trump... Check
Soros is against Trump... Check
Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check
Move On is against Trump... Check
Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check
All of the Bush's are against Trump ... Check
Planned Parenthood is against Trump....Check
Hillary & Sanders are Both against Trump ... Check
Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check
Islam is against Trump ... Check
Kasich & Cruz are against Trump ... Check
Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump.. Check

.....NOW ALL OF THAT BEING SAID...
It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified Candidate we could ever have.
If you have so many political insiders and left wing NUT CASES all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out against him at the same time!!
Most of all, It will be the People's Choice...

PLUS.....
....He's not a Lifetime Politician...Check
....He's not a Lawyer.....Check
....He's not doing it for the money...Check
....He's a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents

................Several Bonus Points!
....Whoopi says she will leave the country...
....Rosie says she will leave the country...
....Al Sharpton says he will leave the country...
....Gov. Brown says.....California will build a wall...
....Cher says...she will leave the country...
....Cyrus says...she will leave the country...

The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail....
.......Hillary will go to jail.....
.......The budget will be balanced in 8 years....
.......Americans will have first choice at jobs.....
.......You will not be able to marry your pet....
.......You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you qualify... (Not a criminal, etc.)
.......Only Live Human American Registered Citizens can vote....
......You can have.....and keep your own Doctor.....
.......You can say what you want....without being called a Racist....
Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but UP.
'Sire, Sire!... the peasants are Revolting !!!'
'Yes, they are.. aren't they....'

Mikl__

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Re: Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2016, 01:20:39 AM »

Mikl__

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Re: Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2016, 01:24:31 AM »

I won because a old president can not f*ck a new president
« Last Edit: November 10, 2016, 03:41:36 AM by Mikl__ »

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Re: Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2016, 01:28:51 AM »
Promises must be fulfilled ...
« Last Edit: November 10, 2016, 03:40:54 AM by Mikl__ »

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Re: Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2016, 01:33:38 AM »
 :biggrin:
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Re: Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2016, 01:38:33 AM »
One other thing Trump has going for him,he is Old and most likely will die in office,and his hair will never decompose.

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Re: Good morning Mr President (Trump)
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2016, 03:03:16 AM »
The day after the election:
Hillary: "You promised me I would win."
Satan: "You told me you got a soul."