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The Forum's theory...
« on: May 02, 2017, 11:03:42 AM »
Here's a theory for you:

I don't use any of the social networks around (facebook, twitter, link...whatever, whatsap or whatever, etc). The masm forum is for me the best 'social network' around.
So i was thinking: lets the users of the forum, to have the ability to send invitations to other people's e-mails with messages like: 'Felipe want to invite you to join the masm forum'.

I guess we would take the world by surprise!!!   :redface:... ::)...:lol:
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2017, 03:32:09 AM »
Bad Theory... Hutch will be very busy banning many social ignoramuses, and he definitely will not be pleased with you !! :icon_mrgreen:
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2017, 03:46:17 AM »
Bad Theory... Hutch will be very busy banning many social ignoramuses, and he definitely will not be pleased with you !! :icon_mrgreen:

  :lol:
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2017, 12:44:29 PM »
Don't blame me, I am an innocent bystander.  :P
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2017, 12:36:53 AM »
I understand completely Hutch. Bystander perhaps..as to innocent....You are way to old to be completely innocent :badgrin:

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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2017, 03:43:30 AM »
I am sure you know the variant, "Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player". My favourite is "I am innocent, ignorant and I ain't done nuthin".
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2017, 05:04:40 AM »
Also everyone's favorite, straight out of the mouth of our man of wisdom..."What,me worry?"

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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2017, 08:49:37 AM »
"Don't shoot me, I'm only the piano player"

DednDave, some years ago:
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This guy walks into the pub with a bag over his shoulder. The bartender says, "Ok, what's in the bag?". The guy opens the bag and pulls out a toy piano, then reaches in again and pulls out a one-foot tall man who begins playing the piano. The bartender says, "That's pretty neat! Where'd you find him?". Again, the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a brass lamp. The bartender grabs the lamp and starts rubbing it. Soon, a genie appears and the bartender quickly tells him, "I want a million bucks!!!". Suddenly, the pub fills up with ducks. There are ducks on the billiard tables, ducks behind the bar, ducks in the bathrooms, ducks everywhere. The bartender tells the guy, "Hey, I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!". The guy replies, "You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"

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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2017, 11:46:22 AM »
I have a variant on that one but it may not be politically correct.

A black guy finds a magic lantern and when he rubs the lantern the genie appeared and told him he would grant him one wish. The black guy said "I want to be all white, up tight and outa site" so the genie turned him into a tampon.
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2017, 05:05:57 AM »
 :biggrin:
Now imagine if I had posted that ->>
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I'm waiting.. tap tap.. ho hum.... yawn... zzzzzzz..
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2017, 05:33:37 AM »
Well at least I warned you that it may not be politically correct.  :P
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2017, 05:36:22 AM »
anunitu,

If I lived in the states, I would have voted for Alfred E. Neuman. If you think your politicians are bad, you should see the CHYTE we have to suffer. Bill the dill versus vote Mal, eat Pal.
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Re: The Forum's theory...
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2017, 07:31:01 AM »
I almost think we did get what stupid gets...Time will tell,and if our country is still standing after 4 years,I will be surprised.