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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #60 on: October 31, 2018, 05:45:10 AM »
As far as I know uncle K_F (SA pseudo jest - you never
call someone uncle) is now up north = Europe area, sooo
this joke has dried up.
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2018, 08:52:08 AM »
I was a mere 9 months in the SAAF (19 years old), and had to wander around Waterkloof Air Force base (as security) during an Air Show, all dressed up in A1 uniform.

A young kid came up to me and addressed me as 'Oom' (Uncle or 'Old man' - for the non SA's).
I cannot tell you how upset I was, but just smiled and answered his questions, and gave him some guidance.

It is a sign of respect to be addressed as 'Oom'.. but I'm just otherwise - No I'm not old (So I think  :bgrin:)
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'Sire, Sire!... the peasants are Revolting !!!'
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2018, 08:57:01 AM »
Talking about jokes..  :icon_mrgreen:

'Sire, Sire!... the peasants are Revolting !!!'
'Yes, they are.. aren't they....'

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2018, 09:59:53 AM »
... is now up north
So... Best MASM programmers in half continent under same roof!
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2018, 10:25:15 AM »
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #65 on: November 01, 2018, 06:16:04 PM »
I've just remembered a very funny joke  :bgrin: (well, at least for me ;)), but it is in Spanish and it has to be in Spanish to make sense (sorry):

marinero: ¡capitán, capitán, el barco zozobra!
capitán: bueno, mejó que zo zobre que no que zo haga farta

Another one from Spain   :dazzled:

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2018, 06:13:43 AM »
Maybe you have once heard of some brute force guys:

It says that one day in the country goes a father, his son and an donkey to work on the land. Suddenly a big slamp sounds, the father gets unmoving and look backwards: the donkey lies on the floor with its tongue outside, unconscious.
- The father: What has happened here?
- The son pointing to the donkey: it started the first, dad.
The logic of the error is hidden among the most unexpected lines of the program

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #67 on: April 26, 2019, 06:46:00 PM »
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I'll ram'em back in their RAM
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2019, 01:30:27 AM »


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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2019, 01:37:26 AM »

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #70 on: May 01, 2019, 03:14:46 AM »
 :P
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2019, 03:22:07 AM »
nice ones!  :biggrin: two different kind of humours...i can't decide which one was the funniest for me... :icon14:
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #72 on: May 04, 2019, 08:43:34 PM »
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #74 on: July 04, 2019, 06:39:15 AM »
ive made up [as far as i know its original ??] a really bad dad joke for you

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B) Hash browns