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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #75 on: July 04, 2019, 01:05:24 PM »
Where's My Rolex

    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

    "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

    "Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #76 on: July 04, 2019, 02:47:40 PM »
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #77 on: July 11, 2019, 12:43:40 AM »

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #78 on: July 11, 2019, 01:23:07 AM »
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #79 on: July 11, 2019, 02:12:00 AM »


As a Linux user, I would like to point you to some useful info.

https://www.cnet.com/news/u-s-navy-turns-to-linux-to-run-its-drone-fleet/

On the Internet the dominant operating systems among servers are UNIX-like open-source distributions, such as those based on Linux and FreeBSD,[11] with Windows Server also having a very significant share. Proprietary operating systems such as z/OS and macOS Server are also deployed, but in much smaller numbers.

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #80 on: July 11, 2019, 05:43:20 AM »
I can live with that  :skrewy: I am the only one here that has produced assembly  language code for linux and even for mac, at least since i am a user in this  forum.
I don't give a damn for linux users fanatics' arguments and could not care less about their passion or love for linux.

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #81 on: July 11, 2019, 10:04:32 AM »
I am the only one here that has produced assembly  language code for linux and even for mac, at least since i am a user in this  forum.

How can you be so sure about this? One thing is to produce code and another is to publish it here or elsewhere on the internet. I think you should correct that statement... :icon_idea:  :bgrin:
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #82 on: July 11, 2019, 10:26:46 AM »
Hi AW!
I am the only one here that has produced assembly  language code for linux and even for mac, at
You are forgetting johnsa, habran, Nidud, Gunther, mineiro ...

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #83 on: July 11, 2019, 11:20:57 AM »
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AHA, Holy War. We know who uses Windows and we know who uses some flavour of Unix but who is dumb enough to defend using a MAC ?  :tongue:
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #84 on: July 11, 2019, 03:10:43 PM »
You are forgetting johnsa, habran, Nidud, Gunther, mineiro ...
Yeah, but I am less than 3-years old and have not seen it all.  :sad:
There are indeed some samples in Uasm and I am sure there are also some for Asmc. Other than that we can only find 'C' language examples for Linux, which will build as well for Windows  :biggrin: - this is what makes C useful, being a common denominator.

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #85 on: July 11, 2019, 05:03:48 PM »
My kids have an Android tablet. All I can say is that Windows is a fantastic OS :cool:

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #86 on: July 11, 2019, 09:42:21 PM »
My kids have an Android tablet. All I can say is that Windows is a fantastic OS :cool:
maybe fantastic but boring without some kinda BASIC language installed  :greenclp:
(later you can choose to advance in more advanced language of your choose)
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #87 on: August 17, 2019, 03:22:21 AM »

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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #88 on: August 17, 2019, 03:49:24 AM »
 :biggrin: Yet i think it will be worse when machines can think by themselves and  threat our lives to enslave us   :dazzled:  :nie: :eusa_pray:  :rofl:  :joking:
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Re: Friday afternoon jokes
« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2019, 05:03:45 AM »
:biggrin: Yet i think it will be worse when machines can think by themselves and  threat our lives to enslave us   :dazzled:  :nie: :eusa_pray:  :rofl:  :joking:

Felipe, don't worry.
Politicians will not allow machines to take over their work and agenda.
Creative coders use backward thinking techniques as a strategy.