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Siekmanski

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How programming works.....
« on: July 31, 2018, 09:38:50 AM »
Looking for math stuff on YouTube, came across this video.  :biggrin:

How programming works..... starts at 4:16 but the rest is hilarious too.
What Your Math Teacher Didn't Teach You. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zcT4SJubYA

Here a response to the video above, hilarious too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSb7ciBHaGg

Don't they teach math and physics to kids anymore at school?
Is this the beginning of the end of mankind?

For fun look up Flat Earth videos and see how they try to prove it. It's really funny.
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2018, 01:21:59 PM »
 :dazzled: Wtf? I couldn't watch the entire video of the woman  ::), but i laughed a little with the video of the second link.. :P
I guess she is psychotic? or maybe some actress trying to earn money with an hilarious show?  :idea:

Anyway i will start programming from now using the reflection technique... :lol:
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2018, 06:57:57 PM »
I have no ideia what the girl was talking about but she would have a bright future in the porno industry.  :badgrin:

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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2018, 07:27:10 PM »
The most hilarious is that it's a bit hard to me to follow the spoken English :icon_rolleyes: :lol:... now I have no body to concentrate on what is she saying 8) :bgrin:
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2018, 10:46:12 PM »
It only goes to prove that beauty and brains are not necessarily connected.  ::)
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2018, 08:14:38 PM »
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Richard Kenneth Eng, Used Fortran, Tandem TAL, C/C++, C#, Obj-C, Java, Smalltalk, Python, Go

Java – I’m not pretty, but I get the job done.
Python – The beauty of whitespace syntax is an illusion.
JavaScript – The Stockholm syndrome manifested as mass psychosis.
C++ – The Everything-and-the-cuisine-sink language.
C# – Java on steroids.
Ruby – The love child of Perl and Smalltalk.
Perl – Flexibility and write-only are virtues.
PHP – Easy to learn, hard to manage.
R – Slow and ugly are good.
Swift – The Venus flytrap of programming languages.
Scala – Flexibility can kill.
Haskell – Mathematical rigor over common sense.
Objective-C – A forced marriage that results in an ugly mutt.
Lisp – the underrated functional language.
Smalltalk – Beauty and productivity elevated to Olympus.
Go – ultra-conservatism in programming.
Rust – tough love for systems programmers.
Dart – the one-time-would-be JavaScript killer setting hearts aflutter.
Kotlin – what Scala should’ve been
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2018, 11:13:15 AM »
> Richard Kenneth Eng, Used Fortran

He can't be all bad if he programmed in FORTRAN.  :P
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2018, 07:05:35 PM »
He can't be all bad if he programmed in FORTRAN.  :P

In the early 1980s, I wrote a little model in FORTRAN on a PDP-11. The printout was about 5 metres long, I found that quite impressive :P

I know some top notch modelers who still use FORTRAN today. Apparently it has some advantages over the C family.

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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2018, 12:40:04 AM »
I know some top notch modelers who still use FORTRAN today. Apparently it has some advantages over the C family.
Still work. ACSL, a valued modelling software, translate scripts to FORTRAN to compile them (but the company close that branch two years ago  because itsn't profitable anymore :biggrin:).
 
With SmplMath we can use Assembly directly! Sorry, fair competence have gone  :t 


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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2018, 12:48:52 AM »
He can't be all bad if he programmed in FORTRAN.  :P

In the early 1980s, I wrote a little model in FORTRAN on a PDP-11. The printout was about 5 metres long, I found that quite impressive :P

I know some top notch modelers who still use FORTRAN today. Apparently it has some advantages over the C family.
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2018, 06:56:07 PM »
This woman was right about one thing, at 2:31 she said zero is false.
Well in positive logic systems zero is false and in MASM,

FALSE  equ  0

Could not watch any further.

The dude that roasted her was not that good either. I think Undoomed on YouTube is the best.
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2018, 09:53:22 PM »
Thanks for pointing to the "Undoomed" Youtube channel.  :t
It's really entertaining to watch the Dunning-Kruger effect in real life.

Just watched the "Look at how SCIENCE we are!" video, very funny.  :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DTzsTnQR1E
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2018, 10:16:09 PM »
Youtube channel I like for entertainment is "hiith"

And don't miss this funny video,
The Earth Is As Flat As This Man Is Smart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFsXCZd_0QI

Original video of this smart man,
Simplest Irrefutable Flat Earth Proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOWZGky6Rc0
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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2018, 11:10:08 PM »
Original video of this smart man,
Simplest Irrefutable Flat Earth Proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOWZGky6Rc0

Even can't follow what he said. But is wrong, because his explanation rely in airplanes and ...  airplanes doesn't exist!! (perhaps he can try with... dragons?)

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Re: How programming works.....
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2018, 11:52:45 PM »
Interesting subject about the flat earth. We live in the 21st century and there are still many people who believe it. Imagine in the fifteenth century, when America was discovered.

However, today as in the fifteenth century, we live immersed in prejudices. The flatearths provide very convincing theories, do I not believe them only because today we "know" that the earth is spherical? Or would we able to demonstrate that they are not true?

When you climb to a high point, you can get an idea of a sphere. The boats disappear in the distance at the bottom, which seems to indicate the curvature of the earth. At least for me a flat figure in the universe doesn't seem to be reasonable, the sphere seems more congruent. But the flatearths have found arguments that explain all this. Not always what seems logical is right.

I have found a video where these flatearths theories are put in serious trouble, in Spanish.

https://youtu.be/iVNt1NuU0hE
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