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M$ jokes
« on: January 16, 2019, 03:32:16 AM »
Microsoft starts an exchange program. Four employees are exchanged for four cannibals.
When greeting the cannibals, the boss says, "You can work here now, make good money, and go to our canteen for dinner, but leave the other staff alone!"
The cannibals vow not to bother colleagues. After four weeks, the boss comes back and says: "You are working very well, only we are missing a cleaning lady, do you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all answer no and swear they have nothing to do with it. When the boss is gone, the cannibal boss asks, "Who of you monkeys has eaten the cleaning lady?"
At the back the last one answers meekly: "It was me." The Boss: "You idiot! We have been feeding for four weeks by team leaders, system administrators and staff managers, so no one notices something and you dork must eat a cleaning lady ..."


Bill Gates meets a fairy godmother who wants to reward him for great actions by the Gates Foundation. He has a wish.
He draws a map of the world on which all crisis areas are marked. He wants the fairy to make peace everywhere.
The fairy regrets and asks him for another wish, because world peace is beyond her power. Gates thinks, and then wishes a flawless Windows.
The fairy thinks for a moment and says: "Can I please see the map again?"

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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2019, 03:54:37 AM »
 :eusa_clap:

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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2019, 05:18:57 AM »
The one of cannibals was ok, but the second one really made me laugh! :icon_mrgreen:  :icon14:
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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2019, 03:37:50 AM »
me also,laughed my ass off f Microsoft and win 10 and its little dog too

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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2019, 04:10:26 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2019, 06:15:26 AM »
 :biggrin: it's the little dog edge?
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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2019, 11:26:39 AM »
Hi Samet,

Welcome on board. Don't be afraid to post, we don't bite (most of the time) but we do work in BYTEs most of the time.  :P
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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2019, 11:54:13 AM »
funny guy hutch,as joe pechi said funny how,i make you laugh,am i a clown in goodfellas.

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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2019, 09:12:53 AM »
very funny
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Re: M$ jokes
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2019, 04:00:10 PM »