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Bill Cravener

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« on: November 03, 2012, 02:39:38 AM »
Got this in an email today, made me laugh out-loud.


This is for all the grandfathers out there.

Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant.

My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grand-son burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grand-son asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing),

"Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass you grouchy old bitch! "


Touches the heart doesn't it?


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Re: Grandpa's
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2012, 05:15:54 AM »
Hi Bill,

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them.


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Re: Grandpa's
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2012, 05:17:11 AM »
i bet you thought he was going to tell her it was good for her soul   :biggrin:

too bad they used a "sundae" in the story
i probably would have embellished by using a banana split   :badgrin: