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Title: kangarous
Post by: shankle on May 26, 2018, 09:48:01 AM
I hear from a friend in Australia that they taste like deer.
My question is, do they cause any hopping dreams or a hopping stomach
or any other hopping phenomena????? :bgrin:
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: felipe on May 26, 2018, 09:55:49 AM
maybe they cause combat art skills!  :P
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: zedd151 on May 26, 2018, 10:04:24 AM
You could probably just pm hutch-- for a quicker response.   :shock:   :icon_eek:   :redface:
Maybe he knows, or knows someone else that does. 
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: felipe on May 26, 2018, 10:12:01 AM
Probably he is too busy eating kangaroos :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: daydreamer on May 26, 2018, 05:14:26 PM
I expect felipes code comments be written in "parseltoungue"  :greenclp:
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: hutch-- on June 05, 2018, 01:08:10 AM
I don't support eating kangaroo at all, leave the poor bloody things alone. They can occur in plague proportions at times and at other times they are effected by drought. Fascinating to watch, their hopping action makes them reasonably fast but it can be done over torraine that is very rough that other animals cannot easily travel through.

Probably the fastest thing on land in OZ.
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: anunitu on June 05, 2018, 01:15:52 AM
send hutch a "roo" saddle
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: anunitu on June 05, 2018, 01:18:44 AM
also good if you remember  Hop-along Cassidy.

(https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/813827.jpg)
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: zedd151 on June 05, 2018, 06:16:00 AM
Quote from: hutch
Probably the fastest thing on land in OZ.

Bet that doesn't apply to the fastest asm coder in OZ.    :biggrin:
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: Lonewolff on June 06, 2018, 03:33:48 PM
Never eaten one, but I have a bunch of them right outside my house right this minute.
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: Mikl__ on June 23, 2018, 06:18:44 PM
you simply do not know how to prepare kangarous. We eat everything in Russia: elks, deer, hares, hedgehogs, foxes, lost stupid foreigners. What remains uneaten is eaten by our tame trained bears. I have three pet bears in the yard, and they again need to feed something
(https://i.mycdn.me/image?id=837030819816&t=0&plc=WEB&tkn=*1n-RVZIYAmhud0uQt3E8GoxZDGQ)(https://cdn.fishki.net/upload/post/201403/11/1250416/yumora-nemnogo-kartinki-smeshnye-kartinki-fotoprikoly_889861922.jpeg)
(https://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2016/01/25/4/145369918312068755.jpg)(https://cs4.pikabu.ru/post_img/2016/05/30/4/1464586737138059979.jpg)
(https://i.mycdn.me/image?id=772197183091&t=0&plc=WEB&tkn=*tkCxFX6wTgblhNTVaAx9GrcbclA)
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: jj2007 on June 23, 2018, 07:29:15 PM
Quote from: Mikl__ on June 23, 2018, 06:18:44 PMI have three pet bears in the yard

Nice, Mikl! Now we finally know how you look like :biggrin:
(https://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2016/01/25/4/145369918312068755.jpg)
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: Mikl__ on June 23, 2018, 07:46:22 PM
Hi, jj2007!
you declassified me. This is the youngest cub, but the most spoiled beary
(https://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2016/01/25/4/145369918312068755.jpg)
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: daydreamer on June 26, 2018, 01:16:00 AM
Quote from: Mikl__ on June 23, 2018, 07:46:22 PM
Hi, jj2007!
you declassified me. This is the youngest cub, but the most spoiled beary
(https://cs8.pikabu.ru/post_img/big/2016/01/25/4/145369918312068755.jpg)
The secret of great code,trained assembly programming bear to the right :P :lol:

nice to see how you look Miki
just curious,in one of the pics the bear looks like it wants coffee/Tea,do they drink Coffee or tea?
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: zedd151 on June 26, 2018, 05:13:39 AM
 

Looks like he's out in the wilderness with 'The Three Bears'.   :bgrin:
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: Mikl__ on June 26, 2018, 10:16:25 AM
Hi, all!
There is we prepare tincture on berries for pet bears in Russia. Our tame bears like sweets and honey, they don't like tea and coffee, but they really like vodka and play to balalaika.
(http://zooartist.ru/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/medved-igraet-i-tantsuet-dlya-vashih-gostej.jpg)
(https://xn--e1aaajzchnkg.ru.com/wp-content/uploads/Medved-otkryl-match-chempionata-Rossii-po-futbolu-i-eto-vyzvalo-negodovanie-zoozashhitnikov-5.jpg)
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: hutch-- on June 26, 2018, 12:53:22 PM
 :biggrin:

I just don't know why anyone would foul mouth our national icon when they have contributed so much to the international community. Forget totalitarian regimes, crooked cops, lying politicians or lynch mobs, our national icon produced the "Kangaroo Court" where even if you were an angel descending from heaven, you would still get shafted.

Now this is not to be confused with Koala bears whose main skills are pissing on Amani suits worn by politicians trying for a photo op and one of our other favourites, those big friendly salt water crocodiles who will eat anyone but as one of our protected species, unless you are healthy and don't eat fast food, it would be better if you did not sacrifice yourself.

Now we have yet another fatal national icon, the "Sydney Funnel Web Spider" that are an ancient form of arachnid and they can whack other more sophisticated and advanced spiders with ease but they will happily kill humans as well.

Now when you see a QANTAS jet with a kangaroo on the tail fin, they called the company "the flying kangaroo" which rhymes with "the dying kangaroo" which is the result of these phuking morons who want to kill them to sell as pet food or the indulgence of people who want to be like the salt water crocodiles but don't have the talent. Leave the poor phuking things alone !
Title: Re: kangarous
Post by: jj2007 on June 26, 2018, 01:29:55 PM
Quote from: hutch-- on June 26, 2018, 12:53:22 PMKoala bears whose main skills are pissing on Amani suits worn by politicians trying for a photo op

You made my day :greensml: