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Miscellaneous => The Orphanage => Topic started by: sinsi on November 16, 2015, 07:56:21 PM

Title: Windows error messages
Post by: sinsi on November 16, 2015, 07:56:21 PM
Been playing around with looking up errors, here are some that are odd or bad english.
Some are almost Zen-like :biggrin:
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10059
Too many references to some kernel object.

13823
Don't know how to process critical payload

15026
The xpath expression exceeded supported complexity. Please symplify it or split it into two or more simple expressions.

15034
The resource is too old to be compatible.

15035
The resource is too new to be compatible.

197124
Multiple opens prevent consolidated. (commit succeeded).

197126
Consolidation of the storage file is inappropriate. (commit succeeded).

262145
Success, but static

315396
No changes were made during this call, but the sink wants another chance to look if any other sinks make further changes.

315397
The sink is content and wishes the transaction to proceed. Changes were made to one or more resources during this call.

315398
The sink is for the moment and wishes the transaction to proceed, but if other changes are made following this return by other event sinks then this sink wants another chance to look

6488066
There is not more event data.

6496256
The graph is already connect.

142213129
The swapchain has become unoccluded.

1076241468
We can depend on the child device presence returned by the driver.
Title: Re: Windows error messages
Post by: GoneFishing on November 16, 2015, 08:11:28 PM
I like this one:
Quote262145
Success, but static

Imagine MessageBox telling you : Multiple open perverts consolidated. (commit suicide).
Title: Re: Windows error messages
Post by: dedndave on November 16, 2015, 11:48:34 PM
Quote8675309
Penguin Error. Did your mother dress you like that?
Title: Re: Windows error messages
Post by: zedd151 on November 17, 2015, 12:16:21 AM
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STOP:0xEA (0xFFFFFFFF88F078C0, 0xFFFFFFFF88DE6CF8, 0xFFFFFFFF88CD31D0, 0x1)

Error: THREAD_STUCK_IN_EYE_OF_NEEDLE


lol
Title: Re: Windows error messages
Post by: sinsi on November 20, 2015, 10:44:20 PM
My favourite so far - a sort of roll your own

Quoteerror 3299
%1 %2 %3 %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9.


If anyone cares, here's the list from Windows 10