Dear Abby

[Magnum]

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Dear Abby,

  I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial

decision. I have suspected for some time that my wife has been cheating on me.

  The usual signs; phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

  My wife has been going out with the girls recently although when I ask their names she always

says,"Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

  I once picked her cell phone up to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I

should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

  Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to

know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

  I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and hide behind it

so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching

behind my Harley that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little

oil.

  Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
       Bob

[dedndave]

Dear Bob,

   My advice is to check your engine more often, and to get the wife involved. Do something together
that will allow your relationship to reflourish. Get her to fix the valve covers.

Abby