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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2023, 04:48:54 AM »
Roger Waters:
Another 'Brick' In The Cold War :tongue:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #32 on: February 12, 2023, 01:26:23 AM »
Kole Feut un Nordenwind gift en krusen Büdel un en lütten Pint.

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« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2023, 09:21:19 PM »
Finally, I've understood why Putin needs that looooong table :biggrin:



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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #34 on: February 20, 2023, 07:01:25 AM »
Geometry (and English) for Beginners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1lEBZXfPU

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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #35 on: February 20, 2023, 08:36:46 AM »
Geometry (and English) for Beginners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh1lEBZXfPU

If he doesn't change his direction by 360°... nice :biggrin:

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« Reply #36 on: February 20, 2023, 09:55:00 AM »
 :biggrin:

You have to admit, Ms. Baerbock has a way with words, left to her own devices, she could enact the next military confrontation with the old Soviet.  :tongue: It does say something about the diplomatic skills being exercised by a number of European politicians.

"Ve argh goink two starve all Europeans and let them freeze to death to force that vicked Vladimir Putin to surrender to the Ukrainian clown."  :rofl:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #37 on: February 20, 2023, 10:49:14 AM »
Must be hard for old catholic men to swallow, that women rules :tongue:
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« Reply #38 on: February 20, 2023, 11:08:30 AM »
 :biggrin:

It did not stop Giorgia Meloni from getting elected, such a breath of fresh air in Italy.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2023, 11:44:58 PM »
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer.

This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”

“Very well, then,” says God, “let us see if Jesus fared any better.”

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, “B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact. How did he do it?”

God smiled all-knowingly, “Jesus saves.”

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« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2023, 12:04:42 AM »
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2023, 03:51:53 PM »
 :greenclp:
They invited einstein to watch one of the first scifi movies
Einstein -"sound in space ?" And laughed  :bgrin:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2023, 10:16:59 AM »
A brunette and a blond meet on opposite sides of a river. The brunette calls out across the gap, “How do I get to the other side of the river.” The blond responds, “You are on the other side of the river.”

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« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2023, 10:30:28 AM »
 :tongue:

I like it.

I will try and remember this old one.

A blonde takes off her headphones and shortly after drops dead. A rescuer later picks up the headphones and has a listen to them.

The recording says, "Breath in - pause - breath out - breath in - pause - breath out ".

This is a blonde joke from a blonde.

What is the difference between a male and female blonde ?

The female has a higher sperm count.
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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2023, 06:40:57 PM »
Must be a blonde if they believe Monroe doctrine came from Marilyn Monroe   :tongue:
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