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NoCforMe

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Nerd humor
« on: January 07, 2023, 11:11:51 AM »
Pardon me if you've heard the one already.

Did you hear about the programmer who was found dead in his shower with the water running, clutching a bottle of shampoo?

The label on the bottle read
  • Lather
  • Rinse
  • Repeat
[Ba-da-BOOMP!]
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2023, 11:30:52 AM »
Quote from: NoCforMe on January 07, 2023, 11:11:51 AM
Did you hear about the programmer who...

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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2023, 11:37:07 AM »
Ten minutes ago I saw the last scenes of Fatal Attraction, where Michael Douglas kills Glenn Close in the bathtub :rolleyes:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2023, 08:49:44 PM »
Do you know the guy who bought a new boomerang but couldn't get rid of the old one?  :toothy:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2023, 09:30:22 PM »
"error 30" message appeared on computer screen, so user called support
-"it means the error is 30cm in front of screen" (the user)
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When cdrom was brand new on PC one old man called support and
-"I broken the coffee cup holder on my computer!!!"
-"which coffee cup holder???"  answered support
-"you know the one I press button and out comes a coffee cup holder"(describes cdrom drive where he have no clue what cdrom is)
 :greenclp:

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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2023, 09:55:06 PM »
Quote from: jj2007 on January 07, 2023, 11:37:07 AM
Ten minutes ago I saw the last scenes of Fatal Attraction, where Michael Douglas kills Glenn Close in the bathtub :rolleyes:

Hmm; didn't know Glenn Close was a programmer.
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2023, 10:00:58 PM »
Hell, no, but I still had the images of that fight in the bathtub when I saw your post. What coincidence...

Quote from: NoCforMe on January 07, 2023, 11:11:51 AM
found dead in his shower
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2023, 02:20:08 AM »
Quote from: NoCforMe on January 07, 2023, 09:55:06 PM
Hmm; didn't know Glenn Close was a programmer.
maybe just a 'regular' nerd. Or maybe Michael Douglas is the nerd here.  :tongue:   Topic "Nerd humor" not "Programmer humor"  :tongue:
At any rate, you decide...  :cool:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2023, 06:49:21 AM »
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2023, 07:29:19 AM »
 :greenclp: :biggrin:

Clever boy !
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2023, 04:14:50 PM »
Quote from: zedd151 on January 08, 2023, 02:20:08 AM
Topic "Nerd humor" not "Programmer humor"  :tongue:

Like they're not the same thing.
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2023, 04:26:50 PM »
Quote from: NoCforMe on January 09, 2023, 04:14:50 PM
Like they're not the same thing.
Hmmm, math nerds, book nerds, etc., etc... plenty of types of 'nerds'  :tongue:  No need to always have such a narrow focus, expand your horizons. There is much more going on in the world besides programming.
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2023, 05:32:02 PM »
You miss the point, again.

Not all nerds are programmers, true, but all programmers are, pretty much, nerds.
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2023, 11:27:37 PM »
Quote from: NoCforMe on January 09, 2023, 05:32:02 PM

You miss the point, again.
   :rolleyes:    Ok. I give up ... You just made the point I was making in the first place in the rest of your post.   :badgrin:   Thank you for confirming what was already apparent. :biggrin:
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Re: Nerd humor
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2023, 09:59:38 AM »
So I gotta ask you: What's the meaning of those numbers at the bottom of your posts? I'm sure it's something mysterious.
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