Was scolded yesterday for unvaccinated, carnivorous, insects refusing, farmer lover. 
My crime: I was eating a meatball ( homemade) in my uni's cafeteria.
Should have told them that you're doing your bit for climate change, by eating the cows that are farting the climate into the next millenia.
Then you should have pulled out a big patti hamburger saying this is also to help vegans, by eating the meats that will chase them down the road.
After that you'll throw a little bit on the floor for the insects of insect-topia to help them multiply, providing more creepy crawlies to find in their beds at night..
Then that unlike them you'll live to a ripe old age, for not taking the tea.
Finally say that Uni is below them, and they should consider joining Grotta Thinbrain.
