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Latest Russian Jokes
« on: August 12, 2015, 06:02:39 PM »

 Hello Putin Fans:

 From the BBC the latest Russian Food Jokes.

 http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-33851990

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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 06:29:34 PM »
Scroll down a little bit: Next story: The women 'live-tweeting' their periods to campaign against Trump:
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An online defence of periods has been trending, after Donald Trump's comments about "blood coming out of" Megyn Kelly, the host of last week's Republican party leadership debate.

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 06:48:41 PM »
I am sure the crappy jokes will go down well with those folks in the rural sector of the EU who would like to keep selling their produce to Russia. Driving Russia closer to China comes at the expense of the EU countries who are the patsies for US driven sanctions against the Russians. On the bright side, the economic collapse of the EU will probably benefit the smaller countries who cannot afford to support the high value of the Euro and about the only long term losers are the Brussels brigade with aspirations of world power. China has just devalued the Yuan to further knacker the competition and accelerate the decline of the combined western countries while the middle east slides further under the control of Daesh (The bad guys dressed in black) and with the possible collapse of Syria, Israel is next.

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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 10:02:44 PM »
Scroll down a little bit: Next story: The women 'live-tweeting' their periods to campaign against Trump:
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An online defence of periods has been trending, after Donald Trump's comments about "blood coming out of" Megyn Kelly, the host of last week's Republican party leadership debate.

Putin has his dumb moments, but he can't compete with the future U.S. President :P

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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2015, 03:40:01 AM »

*******  They support Ukraine in their struggle for freedom. ********************

Svoboda for freedom ?????????? There is four minister coming from this party in the ukrain government.
They come after they use gun against there own people saying it was other's who does that.
This method is very well known in Europe.
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2015, 09:58:27 AM »
I confess to being fascinated at the sheer stupidity of what has happened in the Ukraine, the combined NATO interference before and after the illegal coup is shaping up as one of the most dangerous in the world as the blatant confrontation with Russia is very risky. Anyone with a grasp of 20th century history knows that the Russians suffered massive casualties in WW2 and will never let it happen again, the reason why it has such a powerful nuclear deterrent.

There are hawks in NATO who still think that a first strike against Russia would succeed, even in the face of Russia having superior air power and nuclear TOPOL hardware that cannot be shot down by any current and foreseeable defense system and while such hawks may survive in a nuclear bunker if the chyte hits the fan, no-one is going to win a war of this type. Not having much time for the political class in most countries including the west, I can only wonder who is kissing who'se ass and how much are they getting paid for it.
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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2015, 03:53:01 PM »
I am curious to know what think the US people  about Svoboda and about the fact
that the US meet them and support them.

One say that US is evil,and here is another proof (Chavez about bush)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svoboda_(political_party)

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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2015, 04:54:10 PM »

Sorry but this article is in french and speak about what do the US to support the neo-nazi (svoboda) in Ukraine.
http://www.voltairenet.org/article186703.html
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2015, 02:53:30 AM »
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I am curious to know what think the US people about Svoboda and about the fact that the US meet them and support them.

- Hello ToutEnMasm, you seem to have a misunderstanding, talking about what the US people "think". They don't think. And if they did, it wouldn't matter: the US people have less control over US policy than you do.

- Anyway my attitude, Ukraine can do whatever it wants, it's none of my business. If they want fascism, great; communism, that's great too; democracy, anti-Semitism, whatever: I don't care. If they all want to paint themselves green and turn in circles: go ahead! It's none of my business, I live thousands of miles away and have my own problems.

- Unfortunately US gov't, being anti-Russian, gets involved. I wish they wouldn't but ...

- Ukraine needs to deal with Russia. Here's a very powerful country (with lots of nukes) right on their border, they need to accommodate and keep Russia happy. The US will leave them in the lurch at any time but Russia will still be there. An Athenian general, during Peloponnesian war, told the Melantians (?) "The strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must". Ukraine should take those words to heart.
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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2015, 05:49:15 AM »
An Athenian general, during Peloponnesian war, told the Melantians (?) "The strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must". Ukraine should take those words to heart.

Unfortunately true.

The Athenians believed that "Might makes right.". While the Melians believed in logic, reason an morality. A great example that words only work on those who are willing to listen and are acting on good faith.

Although I seriously doubt that the Spartans would have seeing the Melians joining Athens in good eyes. Specially since they had a non aggression treaty. My guess is that no mater the decision it would have ended in the destruction of the Melians . Sometimes the only option you got is to choose the way you die. Which the Melians did. The only way they could possible avoid the destruction was by means of deception.

For the curious The Melian Dialogue
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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2015, 01:54:45 AM »
Quote from: ToutEnMasm
I am curious to know what think the US people about Svoboda and about the fact that the US meet them and support them.

- Hello ToutEnMasm, you seem to have a misunderstanding, talking about what the US people "think". They don't think. And if they did, it wouldn't matter: the US people have less control over US policy than you do.

- Anyway my attitude, Ukraine can do whatever it wants, it's none of my business. If they want fascism, great; communism, that's great too; democracy, anti-Semitism, whatever: I don't care. If they all want to paint themselves green and turn in circles: go ahead! It's none of my business, I live thousands of miles away and have my own problems.

- Unfortunately US gov't, being anti-Russian, gets involved. I wish they wouldn't but ...

- Ukraine needs to deal with Russia. Here's a very powerful country (with lots of nukes) right on their border, they need to accommodate and keep Russia happy. The US will leave them in the lurch at any time but Russia will still be there. An Athenian general, during Peloponnesian war, told the Melantians (?) "The strong do what they will, the weak suffer what they must". Ukraine should take those words to heart.

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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2015, 02:27:28 AM »
... you seem to have a misunderstanding, talking about what the US people "think"...They don't think.

am i the only one that sees the irony in that statement ?
of course we think - we just don't have a solution to the world-wide problem of greed and thirst for power
in our defense, i don't see anyone from your country coming up with a solution, either

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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2015, 02:30:34 AM »
... you seem to have a misunderstanding, talking about what the US people "think"...They don't think.

am i the only one that sees the irony in that statement ?
of course we think - we just don't have a solution to the world-wide problem of greed and thirst for power
in our defense, i don't see anyone from your country coming up with a solution, either

Dont missunderstand him, he tried to help you.
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Re: Latest Russian Jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2015, 02:38:00 AM »
we don't want his help - lol