Peter is an excellent hunter, proudly holds trophies of his hunts in his great mansion, exposed to whoever want to admire them. Busts of the most diverse animals from all over the world, from fierce leopards to huge rhinoceroses, all ended up slaughtered by his clever rifle.
There is no hunter in the world like him. So he has bought a new precision rifle and plans to release it in one of the large forests near his house. A cottage is rented, he makes all the preparations that he usually does, like a ritual, and goes out to the forest to hunt. He soon finds the trail of a huge bear. Sagacoius like nobody, follows and stalks. He almost has it. He places the rifle looking through the telescopic sight, sure that the bear is close, slightly hunched forward to ensure the shot, as he likes.
Suddenly, the bear comes out from behind, with one blow snatches the rifle and another rips his clothes. No reaction time, it is placed back like a male bear would do with a female bear and makes him great sorrow from behind. AYYYY!, such is the pain. The bear quickly leaves.
After this, he should stay several weeks in the hospital due to the pain. But what hurts most is his pride. A vulgar brown bear had knocked him out. It's not possible. When he recovers angrily, he rents the cottage again, recovers his rifle, set up in a millimeter, greased by which a bullet fired without almost pressing. Excellent, he wears his new camouflage clothes and returns to the bear's track. Soon, he discovers his trail and chases after him like a cat. You already have it cornered, no doubt, this time will end with that despicable being. He is close, he senses, his muscles in tension, he places the rifle, looking through the telescopic sight, slightly hunched to secure the shot, the finger on the trigger ready to shoot when ... surprise appears the bear from behind, snatches The rifle, rips the garments, is placed behind as a male bear would do with a female bear... and makes him much sorrow.
Again, the brave hunter, after recovering in the hospital, decides to go all out to kill that pathetic bear. Again he has it in the spotlight and again the bear is placed behind him as only a male bear would do with a female bear ... and again sorrow and much pain. Oh! much pain!
What can I say? The scene repeats itself several times, the hunter ready to kill the bear, the bear approaches him from behind as a male bear would do with a female bear, snatch his rifle, rip his clothes, but this time brings him near the ear and says in his ear: "Between you and me, are you sure you are coming to the woods to hunt bears?"
