There is a particular discipline with Facebook, don't have thousands of friends. I have 20, mainly relatives and some old personal friends but never accept their suggestions and don't add the friends they are trying to push on you. I did run into an unusual scam, you would get recommendations to add a pretty girl but when you had a look at the rest of their photos, it was someone else, mainly from very poor Asian countries.
Sorry caballero, my preferred choice for an American president is Alfred E. Neuman.