kangarous

[Mikl__]

Hi, all!
There is we prepare tincture on berries for pet bears in Russia. Our tame bears like sweets and honey, they don't like tea and coffee, but they really like vodka and play to balalaika.

[hutch--]

 

I just don't know why anyone would foul mouth our national icon when they have contributed so much to the international community. Forget totalitarian regimes, crooked cops, lying politicians or lynch mobs, our national icon produced the "Kangaroo Court" where even if you were an angel descending from heaven, you would still get shafted.

Now this is not to be confused with Koala bears whose main skills are pissing on Amani suits worn by politicians trying for a photo op and one of our other favourites, those big friendly salt water crocodiles who will eat anyone but as one of our protected species, unless you are healthy and don't eat fast food, it would be better if you did not sacrifice yourself.

Now we have yet another fatal national icon, the "Sydney Funnel Web Spider" that are an ancient form of arachnid and they can whack other more sophisticated and advanced spiders with ease but they will happily kill humans as well.

Now when you see a QANTAS jet with a kangaroo on the tail fin, they called the company "the flying kangaroo" which rhymes with "the dying kangaroo" which is the result of these phuking morons who want to kill them to sell as pet food or the indulgence of people who want to be like the salt water crocodiles but don't have the talent. Leave the poor phuking things alone !

[jj2007]

Koala bears whose main skills are pissing on Amani suits worn by politicians trying for a photo op

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